

Cuphead is a 2017 run and gun video game developed and published by Studio MDHR. This Rap Battle features Cuphead vs Bendy. See you in five more years when you want another go! Now my time's done here, thanks for coming to my show Have to say you are the weakest of my foes, 'cause it's an Ink Machine against a little rubber hose I'm surprised your verses didn't get delayed!Īnd no amount of challenge with your difficult controls can hold a candle to the ample dark souls I claim Sad your rappin' isn't harder than your game While you wander all 'round your map, I run and gun on the trackĪnd leave you on the cutting room floor like your act! Save it for when Mugman's givin' you a roundaboutĪnd you think that your takes are best? Your ink game is making a messĪnd I spit so mean it puts demons to rest, oh-so fast like the Phantom Express! Try and pull peashooters on me- you'll be down and out
CUPHEAD X BENDY SERIES
I'm coming from a series that is ripe with scares, but you're the freak belongin' in a nightmare fair! We would never come to crosses, 'cause I'm on another level! Just go mug at all your losses from a dozen different bosses Then you're blowing more steam than your buddy Elder Kettle Say you wanna' take another gamble with the Devil? He came upon the Devil's game, and gosh, he paid the priceĪnd now he's fighting for his life in a mission fraught with dreadĪnd once the Devil spits some rhymes, the Devil takes your head! Well Cuphead seems to act the same: he likes to roll the dice You look a little dry for being made for kids Your maker tossed ya' soon as he could ink a deal with Alice I quest across the country for a legendary chalice Now talk about how much you coppin' out, it's lame The one without a soul who's pushing his games out on mobile, or the man who lands a Netflix show?Ĭall us rivals? Don't be insane! You got '30s styles in a 3D game Let's let our titles both decide who's best in show I wish that Joey Drew a more threatenin' foe 'Cause if a demon tryna' battle with this steaming chinaīuddy, then you must be hangin' with the Tipsy Troop! I have to say this ship could be a perfect example of how fans can just be so disrespectful to previously established character traits of a character they claim to be a "fan" of.I think I'm getting just a little deja vuĮxplain what is the deal with all these devil dudes For all we know the Bendies and Cupheads from both AU's were always gay and never flirted with or crushed on a girl in their lives! It was because of that thinking that I never mind seeing Bendystraw in those AU's, but with all the signs that point to Quest Cuphead and Bendy preferring a woman vagina or each others dicks. I'm not trying to shame you for shipping Bendystraw, I'm just trying to open your eyes to what bullshit this ship is! As for the Stripper and High School AU's, the Bendy and Cuphead in those comics are nothing like the ones in quest. It's you and other artist say "Oh I'm a dumbass who can't see their just friend so I'm gonna ship them because I don't give a shit of what cannon say, I'm gonna ship them because I'm a mental freak WHO WANTS TO SEE A CUP STUFF AN INK DEMON LIKE A THANKS GIVVING TURKEY!!!! *Gabble Gabble Gabble Gabble!* Both of them never showed any signs of being gay, yet people ship them. Through out the entirety of babtqftim we see Bendy flirting with girls and near the current ending we see that Cuphead was crushing on Fanny. You want to know why I'm okay with Bendystraw when it's the Stripper or Highschool AU but hate it with every intch of my body when it's quest? It's because quest Bendy and Cuphead aren't gay.


I didn't know why for a long time, but today it hit me why. I don't know why but when it was quest Bendy and Cuphead Bendystraw art I just wanted to hunt down the artist, stab them 32 times in the chest, cut their body into pieces, and throw the pieces into the ocean. But for a long time this ship got my blood boiling when it was the Bendy and Cuphead from quest. Considering I can tolerate it in AU's like the Stripper AU and the High School AU. Ya know, I don't really hate Bendystraw as a hole.
